Walking around the hall, seeing all of these closed toilets, you must be wondering “Why?” Well the answer has been made clear, the Ghost of Ms. Flake, Mr. Fleck’s vengeful dead fish has come back to haunt the school’s plumbing.

“You flushed me,” said Ms. Flake. “now I flush you! Down the drain and out the sewer. No one shall use the toilets until he has been flushed down the brown river!”

This has been a constant problem for the last month and a half, with bathroom after bathroom being shut down in her rage. It has gotten to the point where all of the boys have to get in a single file line to use the singular remaining boys restroom.

“It’s been really bad,” said senior Liam Murphy. “I once had to wait over four hours to use the bathroom! I ended up missing like half my classes!”

With the school unable to catch an intangible floating fish, this problem has been getting worse and worse.  Authorities believe that if Ms. Flake does not get what she wants within the next couple of weeks then she will start terrorizing other parts of the school.

It is speculated that her next target will be any school bathroom that offends her. This urgent problem must be solved before more innocent bladders are caught in the crossfire.

“I fear that before the end of the month,” said junior Mackenzie Schock. “this whole school will be her personal reef and we’ll all be swimming with the fishes!”

Ms. Flake’s school wide threat has taken a major emotional toll on poor Mr. Fleck, and he just does not know how to handle his beloved fish changing so much from how she was when she was alive and with us.

“I just don’t understand where I went wrong!” said Mr. Fleck. “I thought I raised her to be a kind and forgiving fish! Now she’s like some scary flying shark!”

This has been an informational update on the current situation. Stay safe and appease the almighty fish overlord—for your bladders.

“She will forever be in our hearts.” said Ameer Elatrashe, one of the students who gifted Ms. Flake to Mr. Fleck for Christmas.